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High-School Teachers:  You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student:  I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor:  lol same.



gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero






yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.


asshokim:

she’s so thirsty that even her blood type is D